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Finish the Episode 1 tutorial shift. Unlocks when the SDN hires Robert at the end of "Pivot".
Dispatch has no manual save. Miss one of the flagged achievements and the only way back is a full replay — so read the warning board before you start.
2 listed · 1 missable
Finish the Episode 1 tutorial shift. Unlocks when the SDN hires Robert at the end of "Pivot".
Cover the entire dispatch graph on a single call. The easiest spot is the final tutorial mission ("Chase El Diabolito") — it has enough slots to fill the whole stats screen.
9 listed · 7 missable
Achieve a perfect dispatch with one hero — their stats must beat every requirement on the call.
Finish the "Cray Cray Bidet" museum robbery hack (Episode 2, Scene 7) with at least a third of the timer still on the clock.
The opposite of Burning Chrome: finish any hack with the timer almost at zero, but still inside the limit.
Fail a dispatch call that had over a 70% chance of success.
Complete 12 successful missions in a single shift without failing or missing a call. Easiest in Episode 2 with an upgraded team.
During the Granny's Donuts event, pick the least popular donut — the risky option showing under a 33% success rate. The least-liked pick is set by community stats, so it can change over time.
Discover every hero's unique starting power — trigger at least one ability per dispatch day until all starting power-ups have fired once in a run.
Heal the exact same hero twice within one shift.
Story unlock after your first dispatch day (Scene 9), as long as the fight with Invisigal ends with her smacking you.
4 listed · 3 missable
At the end of Episode 3, choose to cut Coupé from the Z-Team. Robert keeps her knife.
At the end of Episode 3, choose to cut Sonar instead of Coupé. He leaves angry — and leaves his tie behind, which Robert keeps.
Reach max synergy (Synergy Level 3) with a hero duo. Keep sending the same pair together on calls.
Win a call with a 15% or lower chance of success. Pure luck — expect reloads.
2 listed · 2 missable
When Episode 4 asks you to pick a new teammate, give Phenomaman a second chance.
Pick Waterboy instead of Phenomaman as the new Z-Team member in Episode 4.
6 listed · 3 missable
Complete the fourth hero training session (Episode 5, Shift 2), expanding the powers of four different heroes.
Ace the performance review by reaching Dispatcher rank — that means near-perfect dispatches in every episode up to this point.
Upgrade a single hero stat to the maximum of 10.
Max out a hero completely by reaching Rank 10.
When the team asks who you really are, answer "I'm Robert."
Same prompt — answer "I'm Mecha Man" instead.
1 listed · 1 missable
During the Episode 6 infiltration, destroy three antiviruses in under 15 seconds on the final safe hack — you need the exact correct path while Invisigal opens the safe.
2 listed · 2 missable
At the store with Chase, pick the least popular item. Like the donut achievement, it's set by community pick rates — at launch it was the cigar, and Chase will even show you how to cover the smell.
Complete Episode 7's first shift with every positive modifier collected and zero negative ones.
10 listed · 9 missable
During the Episode 8 crisis, protect Los Angeles: the city stability bar (top left) must never hit zero. You have the whole roster — spend it freely and don't let calls fail or expire.
Romance Blonde Blazer — pick her supportive options across the game and it ends with the kiss on a car.
Romance Invisigal all the way through, encouraging her to be a hero — it ends with the kiss on a stretcher. Siding with her isn't enough on its own; you need the romance choices too.
Reject every romance. Any active romance can be broken off in Episode 7 to lock this in during Episode 8.
Give in to your anger in the finale and execute Shroud.
Choose the path of mercy and spare Shroud's life.
Never fail a single hacking level across the whole game — every hack beaten before the timer runs out.
Be continuously nice and supportive to Invisigal through every episode and guide her toward redemption.
The mirror image: act cold and rude to Invisigal the whole campaign and let her remember her villain era.
The platinum. Unlocks automatically once the other 35 trophies are earned — plan on two full runs plus an Episode Select cleanup of the final two chapters.
The platinum needs two full playthroughs — the romance routes, the Episode 3 cut, the Episode 4 hire, and Shroud's fate all branch — plus a partial replay of the final two episodes. Episode Select handles the rest of the cleanup; there are no hidden achievements, and nothing requires a second save file.